The Actual Role-play

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-is asleep on the couch yo-

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-strolls in-
-sees Jake-
-grins-
-doesn't bother waking him up to day-

-pretty much drags himself in-
-is all like -
-lies on the floor-

-rolls over-
-buries face in couch-
-snores-

[YOU SNEAKY CHILD YOU! ]

[ I know, my family are actually ninjas.]

-holds onto the couch-
-drags himself along the floor-
-sighs-
Stupid coach.

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Pain before pleasure, Matthew.

-mutters-
Do I wanna know?

[::crazy:]

Coach went nuts on us and made us do intense training.
Those stupid idiots.
I can't feel my legs.
-:-

--
Jake, what a dirty mind you have.
Not that I can say much, but still.

--
Shut up Paul..
-rubs face-
Stretch Matt.
It'll hurt less.

I'm too tired.
I nearly passed out on the field too.
It's too hot and I'm exhausted.
No stretching for me.
-nods-

-smiles-
I remember when I used to play football.
All the girls were like, "OH MY GOD. you play football. get in my pants."
-shakes head-

-::facepalm:-
Shut up Paul.
-looks at Matt-
It'll hurt less and you'll be more awake too.

Exhausted Matt does not comprehend the word "stretching."
All he hears is "pain."
I'm also not in the mood.
I hate the team sometimes.
-grumblegrumble-

-looks at Jake-
It's true!
Rachel was like, the only girl who didn't do that.
- at Matt-
Aww, just because they teased you a little?

-raises eyebrow-
They made fun of you?
What'd they say.
-ignoring Paul's comment :-

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They were just kidding.
I know they were.
-nods-
All it was was them going "Matt and Nessie sitting in a tree".
-:-

-groans-
-covers his ears-
-gets up-
-throws something at Paul-
Shut up!

-shakes head-
-smiles-
Kids.
-closes eyes-

--
Well, your kid is going to be here soon.
Daddy Jacob.
-:-

-grins-
I'm pretty sure Grandma is super happy.
She's proud.
-nods-

-smiles sadly-
-nods=
I'm sure she is too buddy.
-rolls eyes-
-mumbles-
Shut up Paul.

I'm trying to be nice here!
-::omgno:-
Do you want me to get Rachel?
She'd take my side.
--

-smiles at Jake-
I love you, Jakey.
But not as much as I love Nessie.
It's close, but she beats you by a bit.

[::lmfao: 'I love you. Not as much as Nessie but close.' Oh Mattie.]

[::shifty:]

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[I fucking fail. So hard. ]

[No you dooon't! ]

-in the house-
-lalala-

[I FAIL MOAR, I'M LIKE... 5 HOURS AHEAD FROM THE EAST COAST. ]

[ somehow, I'm gonna ruin this, I know it]

*sitting on the couch*
*trying to sit comfortably with the huge belly*
*finally, just lies back awkwardly*

[You no haz fail.]

-walks in-
-sees Leah-
-:-
LEAAAAAAH!
FOUR MORE DAYS.

--
I'm getting prepared for Rachel's rampage.