The Actual Role-play

Jaws?
I was thinking more along the lines of Paws.
*bad pun for the fucking win*
*laughs*
Yes, Mattie is being quite the boob.
*nods*

I'm a boob?
-::XD:-
Okay then.
-keeps humming the Jaws theme tune-
-is slowly creeping over to Nessie-

-::lmfao:-
It's a wolf on the loose!
PAWS.

-snorts-
-grins-
PAWS!!
-is kicking ass btw-

-totally too tired to notice Matt-
-yawns-
-rests head on Leah's chest-

-grins-
-quickly creeps over-
-sits next to Nessie-
We meet again, Miss Sleepypants.

-::XD:-
Cuuuuuuteness.

-blinks-
Holy shit!
when did you get there?!

-laughs-
Ness watch your mouth.

-pretends to be shocked-
Nessie!
That's baaaaaaaad language.
-grins-
And I'm a ninja.

-::lmfao:-
Oh wow, Eddiekin's daughter swore.
Just watch, he's going to have a heart attack.
Not that he can actually have one, but still.

*kisses the top pf Nessie's head*
That was fucking awesome, Nessie.
*laughs*
If Eddie-kins can't handle her cussing, wait until she . . . well, never mind that thought.
*::XD:*

-looks up at Leah-
Wait till I what?

-laughs-
It's more Bella who'd freak out.

Can we stop fucking talking about that?!
-blinks-
-covers mouth-
Badass.
-::con:-

-::lmfao:-
Oh my god.

-snorts-
Holy shit.
::lmfao:

-blinks-
-looks up at Leah in confusion-

*laughs*
*looks down at Nessie*
It's nothing that Mattie wants me to talk about, apparently.
I'll just drop it before he starts a cuss filled rant that someone with Tourette's would blush at.

-blinks-
-shrugs-
-too tired to argue-


-:3 yay! kicking ass!-
-KINGDOM HEARTSSSS-

Cussing will hurt no one.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckety fuck.
See, no one harmed!
I should just totally go around cussing people because they piss me off so much.
-going a little crazy-
You know what else we should do?!
WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR.
-blinks-
-sits down quietly-

-::lmfao:-
I need to pee.
Oh my god.

*blinks*
I don't have any words.
*shakes her head*

-too distracted by the game-
-is getting all into it-

-laughs-
You're crazy Mattie.

-grins-
He's crazy... in love.
BEYONCE TIME!

-facepalms-
I don't even have the energy to argue anymore.
-smiles slightly at Nessie-

*humming 'Crazy in Love'*
*dancing to it*
*stops when she see Nessie kiss Matt*
Awww, that's so cute.
:3

-whispers to Nessie-
You keep missing.
-smiles-
-looks at Leah-
-twitches-

He's going to go all Tom Cruise on us in a second.
-::lmfao:-

*laughs*
No, I don't think he will.
Nessie knows how to defuse ticking time-bomb Mattie.
*::tehe:*

[I got the 69th post. BADASS.]

-kisses her back-
-grins-
Dork is happy now.

-::lmfao:-
True, true.

[::XD: Go Amy!]

*giggles*
The cuteness overwhelms me.
*::inlove:*

[::con:]

-looks at Leah-
-grins-
Tomorrow, I'm totally going to the beach.
-random piece of of information ::file:-

-::XD:-
GO SUNNY DAYS!

[::tehe:]

*smiles*
That's great.
*looks at Paul*
I love how you are like an excited schoolgirl when it's a sunny day around here.
*laughs*