The Actual Role-play

You know what to do.

[::con: So still using Mibba smilies XD]

[::tehe: Amy shall continue using them too.]

[::lmfao: HEAR, HEAR!]

[::lmfao: WE SHALL REBEL AGAINST THIS LIMITED AMOUNT OF SMILIES.]

[Fuck yeah we will ::lmfao:]

-is wandering around the house-
-bored-

-is wandering around too-
-lalalalala-
-trying to find something to do-

-bored-
-the males of the wolf pack seem to be bored a lot-

-yawns-
-flops on the couch-
-Kingdom Hearts 2 ftw-

-was totally lying behind the couch-
-sits up-
HELLO THERE!
-::wow:-

-strolls into the room-
-facepalm-

[JOANIE, DID I TELL YOU THAT I WENT TO THE ECLIPSE PREMIERE ON THURSDAY?]

-jumps-
Holy shit Matt.
-throws pillow at him-

[NO YOU DIDN'T! DID YOU SEE ANYONE?!?!?!?!?!]

[I MET BOOBOO. CUTEST THING EVER]

-catches pillow-
-grins-
Sorry.
I'm just happy.

-smiles-
Hi Jake.

-grins-
Happy is good.
Don't have to give me a heart attack.
-looks up at Paul-
Hey.

[::crazy: YOU LUCKY CHILD!!!!]

[XD He's so adorable. aiogha;s9dguasd. Even my mum agrees.]


Happy is good.
Heart attack is not good.
Got it.
-nods-

-smiles-
I haven't seen you in ages, dude.
-sits down-

[AMY AND BOOBOO SITTING IN A TREE. ::tehe:]

*waddles in*
*plops down on the couch*
Hello all.

[DOING THINGS WE SHOULDN'T BE. ::naughty:]

HI LEAH.
-::brightside:-

-laughs-
Ah, it's Leah!
-::tehe:-
Are you here to join me in my weekly 'Make Fun Of Matt-athon?"

[:101: Oh yeah.]

Hi, Mattie, buddy.
*looks at Paul*
Is it that time again?
The days are just flying by.
*laughs*
Let's do this!

[::naughty:]

-::omgno:-
NOOOO.
NO NO NO.
-hides face-

-looks at Leah-
I believe our little Matthew is full of raging hormones.
-::XD:-
He's having... thoughts.
That I keep seeing.
-facepalm-

-::twitch:-

[;wiggle]

*trying not to laugh*
Oh, really?
And these thoughts, do they include anyone we know?
Like, say, a really pretty little girl he's imprinted on?

[::tehe:]


-fake gasp-
How did you know?!
It's like you can read my mind!
Yes, they include Miss Cullen.
-::tehe:-

-groans-
Dad, please.
Don't.
-::twitch:-

*shakes her head*
It's a gift and a curse.
*looks at Mattie*
Don't worry.
It's probably nothing compared the massive porn fest going through the guys' heads back in the day.
*shudders*
So, how bad was it?

-shrugs-
Not that bad.
Just the typical frustrated teenage boy type thoughts.
-::XD:-
I'm sure you're familiar with those, Leah.

-facepalms-
Oh my god.
If you're going to give me "the talk" or something, then please get it over with.
I want some dignity left when I go home.

Ah, I see.
*nods*
That I am.
*looks at Mattie*
*blinks*
I didn't even think of that.
But we should have "the talk" soon. And when's a better time than right now?

Oh god.
Okay, I'm listening.
-::twitch:-
Let's get this over with, people.

-::XD:-
Oh, this shall be amusing.
You can start, Leah, because I decided.
-::coffee:-

*smiles*
It'll be okay, Mattie.
*::grr: at Paul*
Thanks, Paul.
*turns back to Mattie*
Okay, considering who your parents are, I bet you know some basic stuff already.
I just wanna tell you that it's okay to have those thoughts and feelings because that's part of growing up.
But it's also okay to wait until you're older to act on those feelings.
Paul, anything you wanna add to that?

-looks at Leah-
Why, yes.
Yes I have.
-clears throat-
Don't have sex.
Because Nessie will get pregnant.
And die.
Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up...
Just don't do it.

-::omgno:-
What the...
LIES!
ALL LIES!
LEAH'S PREGNANT AND SHE'S NOT DEAD!
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!