The Actual Role-play

-runs over to Sarah-
-takes her little hand-
-grins-
How is my little Sarebear today?
--

-laughs-
They're like each other's happy pill.
--
It's nice to see them so happy though.

*holds on tightly to Mattie*
*cute giggling*

I think it's safe to say she's really good now.
Ruby and Jazz were here last night so she was quite excited.
*looks at Paul*
It's great, isn't it?
So much joy on their faces.

-grins-
Well, I'm glad you're happy Sarebear.
-looks at Leah-
Can I hold her again?
--

-nods-
I love it.
-looks at Mattie-
Sarah makes you happy.
-laughs-

*reaching out for Mattie*

Well, it's not like I really have a choice, is it?
**
*hands her over carefully*
I love it, too.
*nods*

-takes Sarah-
-sits down on the couch-
-grins-
You're such a big girl now!
Soon I'll be taking you to the park and buying you ice cream and playing with Tala with you.
--

Basically, you'll be kidnapping her.
--

*almost understands*
*smiles*

*laughs*
Yeah, but I'll always find them.
**
They can't get far with all those teen girls crowding them.

-grins-
I'm proud of you, Sarebear.
-looks around-
-sees a baby book-
Shall I read the book to you?
--

-laughs-
Truth. You speak it.
All the girls would be like, "Awwww, it's Matthew! AND HE HAS A BABY OHMYGOD HOW CUTE."
--

* *
*so yeah, Mattie should read to her*

**
Yeah, they'd all be so . . . dazzled.
**
Mattie would be a regular Eddie Cullen.

-picks up the book-
-opens the first page-
-starts reading it in that voice that parents have when they read books to their kid-
-changes his voice for all the characters in it-
-makes sure that Sarah can see all the pictures-

--
Their teenage hormones would get the better of them.

[Guys I fail ::sad:]

[You do not fail. ]

[THEY SEE ME FAILING. THEY HATIN']

[ KANYE BEAR IS AMUSED. GREATLY]

[Sarebear is the greatest bear of all time. OF. ALL. TIME.]

[ This is true.]

[Consequences will never be the same. EVER.]

[YOU DUN GOOFED!]

[]

-walks in-
-looks at Paul-
Ya dun goofed.

--
-ded-

*sitting on the couch*
*feeding Sarah*
Oh no.
Now someone's gonna call the cyberpolice.
*laughs*

*oblivious*
*nomming away*

-laughs-
You understood.
You are officially awesome, Lee.
-grins-

--
Like she wasn't awesome before.
-eating Swedish Fish like a boss-

*laughs*
Why thank you both.
You boys make me blush.
**
Now who wants to pass me some Swedish Fish?

*still eating*

-looks at the Swedish Fish-
-reluctantly passes the box to Leah-

-laughs-
I've always been a charmer.
--
Even in the womb.

*smiles*
*takes one Swedish Fish and passes the box back*
Sharing is caring, it can be fun.
*looks at Mattie*
Now that is very true.

*is done eating*
*burping time!*

-smiles-
Hey Sarebear!
She's so cute, god.

-laughs-
I punched a kid in kindergarten because he tried to take my crayons.

*moves Sarah to burp her*
*patting her back*
I know, it's almost overwhelming.

*small burp*

There we go.
*looks at Paul*
How does that not surprise me?
Did the crayon thief learn his lesson?