So, we're here. Let's talk a little.

Yes.

She'll be queen of the world on a boat like Leo.

She'll be on a dolphin, doing flips and shit, and the dolphins will splash and get everybody all wet, it won't be Sea World, it'll be as real as it gets.

Oh I love you, Amy.

*bows* Thank you, thank you.

*claps* Bravo! Encore!

Not now, not now.

GUESS WHO HASN'T BOTHERED PACKING.

Lol I don't blame you. I hate packing. >.<

Me too, it's just boring. And now my dad is having his pre-vacation tantrum, in which he declares that he's not coming with us and calls us every name under the sun.

Then he comes with us anyway.

What a twat.

You reminded me of my mum there. She's always like, "What a twat. GAH, THAT TWAT. He is a twat. Twat twat twat."

But whatever. I'll leave him in Germany.

why thank you.

Leave him to the wolves in the forrests of Germany. /geography fail?

I'll go to a zoo, and accidentally push him into the wolf enclosure or something.

That is one great plan.

Hell yeah.

And we named the puppy.

I SAW! YOU'RE NAMING HER LEAH!

I think I may go insane here. In one day my dad's had a go at me a million times because I wanted to buy the card for the internet, so he was like, "You're not gonna fucking be on that all day blahblahblah", then he BOUGHT IT FOR ME, and now he's like, "Oh, you're so ungrateful blahblahblah" because he's pissed me off so much I don't want to talk to him.

I really want to go home.

Just wanna say that I love you Amy and I hope your vacation starts going better soon.

In other news, I was sitting in McDonalds, and some dude walked past who looked a bit like Booboo when he had his long hair. I'm not even lying, I was like, " Holy crap."

It made my day a bit better. For five seconds until my dad started saying that I have an attitude and my mum was shouting at me because we had to go down this old spiral staircase in this underground tunnel thing and it was steep, and I have an extreme fear of heights.

It really made me feel better about being the first one to go down there, especially when it went dark so I couldn't see anything. Then my dad was having a go at me AGAIN because of some stupid reason, and my mum was taking his side, telling me to shut my mouth.

It makes it even worse because I have no one to talk to because I'm stuck here with my family, and I can't see the counselor because it's only with the school. Ugh. /rant

This is why I think family vacations are bad for families with problems.

You can't get along at home, why make it worse by isolating yourselves?

Anyways, major hugs for you Amy.

My dad's in denial about the divorce, remember?

He's convinced that it's not his fault and it MUST be mine, because I'm such a fucking disgrace and all.

He is so wrong it's not even funny.



God, this place is so dead. It makes me so sad. 3 days and counting.

EXCUSE ME WHY IS THIS PLACE SO DEAD.

I DISAPPROVE. HIGHLY DISAPPROVE.

Just kidding, I miss you guys.

I hate time zones. If I would have my say in it, I'd probably have them banned. /kalebnation

Oh, and instead of staying in France for an extra week, I'm staying for two now because I refuse to live with my dad until he's gone.

I honestly believe that even if we were in the same timezone, this place would be dead when we're away.


Yay for not living with an asshole!