So, we're here. Let's talk a little.

YES. Or be put on YouTube.

All he does is complain anyway, so yeah. AND GUESS WHO'S DYING FROM THE HEAT AGAIN?

For Amy.

My dad was being an ass again. He was all like, "You better not get strong with me! Blahblahfuckingblah." because I told him to shut up for once.

I have to go on freaking vacation tomorrow and I don't want to go.

I'm sorry, Amy. That sucks.

Oh well.

In other news, I saw my puppy again. :3

Yay for puppies! :3

Does she haz name yet?

Not yet, but the way my mum is acting, one part of her name is probably Tala (OH YEAH.)

Fuck yeah!

I almost wanna suggest Tallulah Belle. I think it's pretty.

My dad would complain because it's "too girly" and he'd look "stupid" calling the dog that in a park or something.

Hmm.

I know! Sammich or Sammy for short. Gender neutral but still kick ass.

Again, my dad would say it's stupid. To quote, "we can't choose a name without confronting him first."

Well that just blows. Your dad.

Yup. And now my mum, sister and dad just went to my grandma's to give her flowers because we're leaving tomorrow.

My grandma had a hissy fit three months ago because my mum couldn't take her to this stupid garden center, so she didn't turn up and she hasn't bothered calling/seeing my sister and I, yet my dad expects me to act nice to her and talk to her all the time.

I'm sorry. I know how much stuff like that sucks.

AND MY MOTHER ISN'T HOME SO I HAD TO MAKE MYSELF TOAST.

OH MY GOD.

...Was it good toast?

Yes, actually. Even though there's nothing in the house because we're going on vacation, so it just had butter on it.

Paul would've put mustard on it.

Yes! and Mattie would put ketchup.

Paul has accepted the fact that Mattie doesn't like mustard.

Mattie's full of surprises.

That he is.

Paul and Mattie are quite the epic father/son duo.

They're like a comedy act sometimes.

Heck, they're like the same person

It's like they share the same mind sometimes.

Take a couple of years off of Paul and you have Mattie.

It would probably be the same with Leah and Sarah.

Pretty much. but she will be a bit like Jake, too.

Climbing trees?

She'll be on boats with her nautical themed pashmina afghan.