THE AWESOMENESS

I can't. I don't even. shg;oahsdgihasdghauisdghas g

xD Now, if I did that martial arts stuff, I'd rip my pants, rip a few ligaments, maybe land on my head, tear a few muscles.

I'm such a ninja.



Just because.

::lmfao: That is adorable!

HE LOVES MUSTARD!! well and ketchup but MUSTARD!

Life. Made.

I AGREE!

OYG;RAISODGALdg

WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW AWESOME MY LIFE IS RIGHT NOW xD

My panties = soaked.

Ded. I am ded.

::yah:



Just cuz it's so cute.

I nearly peed myself laughing. my god.

Oh hi part two.
::tehe:

Oh Tay, you send me heart a flutter and my abs burning from laughter.

The girl from Access Hollywood loves to just embarrass the shit out of him XD

She's awesome.

I have a Jacob cutout, maybe I should bring it with me next time I go to a premiere.

XD And show it to Alex.

"Hi Alex, can you sign Jacob's ab for me?!" "...sure."

He'd be all

"::hand: WHERE'S THE PAUL CUT OUT HUH?!?!" as he's signing Jake's ab ::lmfao:

"I'm sorry, Alex. CAN YOU SIGN THIS BOTTLE OF MUSTARD?"

And then, the world would explode.

::lmfao:

He'd be all "::brightside: Can I keep it?"

::lmfao: I'd just be like, "Sure. as long as I can keep the label."

THEN the world would explode with the awesomeness.

Then and only then.

of course.

However, all us awesome people would be immune to the exploding world. Because we're awesome.

YES.



FOR JOANIE!

This is so what Leah will be wearing on Tues.

That shirt is win!

I know, right?

That is all.