The Actual Role-play

[I be jealous son.]

-grins-
-wraps arms around Leah's waist-
-kisses her cheek-
Hey.

[::lmfao: Joanie, you're here just in time.]

*smiles*
Hey, Jake.
You're here just in time to listen to us give Mattie the talk.
*::facepalm:*
And it's going exactly how I expected it to.
*looks at Mattie*
Your dad has it partially right. In a way. Well, no, nevermind him.
Our point is that you and Nessie don't have to do anything sexual any time soon.

-eyes widen-
Oh dear Lord.
-gets up and walks into the kitchen-
I am so not taking part in this.

[::lmfao: MY TIMING IS WIN!]

-looks absolutely horrified-
...
I don't even...

-::XD:-
I enjoy moments like these.
-looks at Leah-
"Don't have to do anything sexual."
Well, you threw that to the wind a long time ago.
-::lmfao:-
-looks at Jake-
NOOO, COME BACK.
YOU MUST PARTICIPATE.

-shakes head-
No way in hell.
He's your son.
You do it.

[::lmfao: I love this.]

*laughs*
Fine but you get to give the talk to Sarah when she needs it!
*::grr: at Paul*
You! Shut it.
*punches his shoulder*
I mean, look who's talking.

-looks at Jake-
You guys should follow his example.
After all, he's the Alpha.
You know, this conversation is over.
-looks out the window-
Oh look, it's a pige-I KNOW THAT PIGEON.
-glares-

Smooth.
Real smooth.
-::XD:-
Well, at least Nessie didn't walk in during that.

She's sleeping.
Probably heard all of this.
-yawns-
-rubs face-

*shakes her head*
Poor lady-bug is probably scarred for life.
*laughs*
Should we play ominous music to signal your arch nemesis' arrival?

-shakes head-
-sighs-
-digs through the fridge-

-looks at Leah-
It's cool, I can do it.
-starts humming The Imperial March-
-stops humming for a second-
Wait, she probably heard all of that?
Okay, I'm going to dig my grave now.

-::XD:-
Aww.
-looks at the windows-
Can you get restraining orders on pigeons?

-shrugs-
No big deal there Mattie.
She doesn't remember half the stuff she hears when she's asleep.

*laughing at Mattie*
That's adorable.
*looks at Jake and Paul*
Yeah, but I'll bet she'll remember something.
Hopefully, nothing Paul said.

-shakes head-
She usually doesn't.

-mumbles-
Oh my god.
-looks at Jake-
I'm not taking any chances.
-leaps behind the armchair and hides-

-::XD:-
Aww, how cute.
I feel like such an awesome dad.

-::facepalm:-
You're insane Paul.

-walks out of Jake's room-
-crawls onto Leah's lap-

You're the best dad Mattie will ever have, Paul.
*laughs*
*looks down at Nessie*
Hey there, little lady.
How are you?

[I be making mac and cheese. :3]

[eww mac and cheese. xD]

-totally chilling out behind the armchair-
-is saving his sanity-

-::XD:-
I know I am.
-smiles-
Hey Nessie.

-glares at Paul from behind the armchair-

-mumbles-
Tired.
Where's Matt?


-yawns-
-curls up on the couch-
-Kingdom Hearts 2!-

[Yummmm Mac and cheese]

[*sends some to Joanie* NONE FOR AMY! XD]

*smiles*
He's hiding behind the armchair.
But I'm sure you can coax him out.
*chuckles*

[xD My mum is making me a burger. MEAT. ::con:]

-from behind the armchair-
I'm not here!
I'm totally not over here at all.
Nope. You're just imagining me being behind the armchair.

-looks at the TV-
Kingdom Hearts 2.
Nice.
-::XD:-

[::brightside: YAY!]

-mumbles-
Mattie?
-yawns again-

-:3 yay Kingdom Hearts-
-grins-
Hell yeah

[::XD: I want meat! . . . Wait, that came out wrong . . . ]

*laughs*
Mattie, she's really tired, come out and see her.
*runs her hand through Nessie's hair*
*looks at the tv*
I suck at this game.

-hiding like yeah-
Don't mind me.
I'm here, but I'm not really here.
Oooooh.
-starts humming the Jaws theme tune-
-creeping around-

We have Jaws on the loose.
-::lmfao:-

[THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID~]

-grins-
I love this game.
-::con:-

-mumbles-
He's being a boob.
-sticks tongue out at him-